The Imperial Sovereign Realm of Filipino Union is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales with an iron fist, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, parental licensing program, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.895 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater City of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,240 trillion Channel Members a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 179,871 Channel Members, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,001,116 per year while the poor average 16,167, a ratio of 61.9 to 1.

Relatives of recent award winners find their trophies make stylish urns, prisoners have been known to host cooking and home décor television shows, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, and modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Filipino Union's national animal is the Nether Piglin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Church of Prime.

Filipino Union is ranked 270,585^th in the world and 276^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10 on the Clooney Contribution Index.